THE SKELETON CREW

Roles

Build Cycle

2

2

3

4

Shortest Cycle

11

4

4

4

Playable Anywhere

Tired of the living? JOIN THE SKELETON CREW!

Screw your stupid SAFE Pilot, I control the UNDEAD! You think you've won? Think again, I CAN RAISE THE DEAD, BIOTCH.

Gargoyle's overpowered mega-fists of flying fury needs protection as he flies to the enemy base, so what are you gonna do? That's right, you're gonna drop some SKELETONS down. Drop em here, drop em there, drop em anywhere, I don't care, they're YOU'RE skeletons! They can stab, they can jab, they can stealth, they can hurl frostbolts (all with the appropriate talents, you dummy), and they are YOUR ARMY.

Necromancer raises his skelly mages, but he's so squishy, HE'S LIKE SO SQUISHY, so he needs help, he needs help from your other SKELETONS! Drop those skeletons right down next to him so they can all gang pound the enemy! With the right talent, gain even MORE skeletons when you drop skeletons right at your tower or meeting stone! It's where the undead meet, it's like a DEAD MAN'S PARTY AND EVERYONE'S INVITED! Except the living.

"But they're so weak," you're saying. "They die in like two hits!"

SHUT UP. That's why you got CHEAT DEATH with VAMPIRISM so you can HEAL your skeletons and keep them going in battle for another few seconds! It's like magic! Because it is, it's literally magic. What do you want from me? Don't let them get the jump on you with spells when you have a spell of your own to keep your skeletons fighting to the death! Or undeath! Or un-un-death. You get it.

Think they're gonna get you with flying minis? THINK AGAIN, that's why some of your skellies are MAGES, they can knock that biotch right out of the sky! Except maybe for Rend, but WHO CARES, YOU'RE HAVING FUN WITH SKELETONS! Watch them all march across the battlefield like the waves of an undead ocean because IT'S COOL!

Plague farmer can join the fight and add some splashy poison fun from a distance to further aid your undead army! He originally wasn't invited, but Baron thought having one living character in a whole undead build felt weird. He was not disappointed by his change of heart.

What the hell are you waiting for?! HAVE IT MADE IN THE GRAVE WITH THE SKELETON CREW! And if you face an enemy you can't defeat with The Skeleton Crew, you just need to believe in yourself and your undying minions!! Or maybe switch builds, I don't know.